A friend Parimal Joshi
of Surat has written that he had purchased a shirt in the morning. It was
alright and fitting was also superb and I moved in city with it on showing to my friends and relatives that ready made clothes are so
nice.......Then I wore it again bit found it smaller size! I could hardly wear
it. I went to the Store and complained about contracted size of the
shirt.
Store keeper said " Sir, you are not the only one to have problem. Scores of customers across the country have this problem.
The reason is that after the Indian Army 's " surgical strikes across Pakistani border, every Indian 's chest has expanded like any thing and now you throw away all your old shirts and wear 56 " chest size shirts .
Store keeper said " Sir, you are not the only one to have problem. Scores of customers across the country have this problem.
The reason is that after the Indian Army 's " surgical strikes across Pakistani border, every Indian 's chest has expanded like any thing and now you throw away all your old shirts and wear 56 " chest size shirts .
But now you can wear
all the shirts which were found of smaller sizes, they will now fit well.
Reason is that Modi's Demonetisation- Note Bandhi _ and GST have reduced size
of every Indian and the chest that was of 56 inch has now contracted to 36
" ! The police atrocities on girls in Banaras Hindu Uni has spread shame
on the faces also, so if you see some specks on your face in the mirror, do not
be worried, they are from BHU , Modi's constituency !
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